Thursday, September 4, 2008

"You know that song 'Time in a Bottle'?"

Is it just me, or is this the most overplayed commercial on TV?  Oh you know the one I'm talking about.  Here, let me quote the first few lines:

"You know that song 'Time in a Bottle'?  Well, I've got time in a bottle.  Just by changing my allergy medicine from Claritin to Zyrtec."

No matter what I'm watching, this commercial comes on.  I mean, are people's allergies that bad?  Is allergy medicine that in demand?

Myspace "status and mood"...please quit.

Seriously.  We don't need to know what you're doing every moment of your life.  Wow!  You're going to work? I soooooooooo wanted to know that.  Got plans after that?  Of course you do!  You make another freakin update!  If I post an update of my own, right after you put one up just 3 minutes ago, you IMMEDIATELY put up another update just so you stay on top of the friend status and mood list.  Are you that self-centered?  Are you that egotistical?  Do need that much effin attention?  Trust me, we don't need a play-by-play of your life.  Also, don't fill us in about being with your significant other...especially while you're with them!  If you're having such a great time, why are you online bragging about it? 

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