Complaint of the Day

Why is it that people decide at the last minute to change lanes?  Today, at a stop light there was traffic.  We were stopped for a few minutes.  I was in the left lane going straight (the two lanes beside me are left turn only).  So as soon as traffic starts moving, I start driving -- then all of a sudden a jackass from the turn lane swerves into my lane!  Why'd you get in that lane if you knew you had to go straight, ya douche?!  Figure out where you have to go BEFORE.  Moron!  Fathead!